EnglandxReader Disneyland part1

     Today was the day you and your friend England were going to Disneyland. His brother, had given you free passes for a hotel room at the Disney hotel, and two 2-day passes. His brother America was your friend a very annoying one at that, but still your friend. He gave you the option of Disney World in Florida, but both you and England agreed on just how wrong that was and chose Disneyland California instead.
     Since you lived in America, and lived moderately close, England was going to meet up and your house and continue from there. You were ready to go, you just needed to shower and get dressed. Just a few minutes after you stepped into the shower though, England came knocking at the door. "Crap" you mumbled to yourself. "Hello. ______?" England called from behind the door. "You can come in, but I'll be another minute, I'm showering." you yelled out to the door, which, because you have a small house, was only about 20 feet away from the bathroom. England blushed a little hen you said you were in the shower.
     England stepped into your house, he had to pee after a 20(ish)hour flight, and ride from the airport. "Um, . . . You wouldn't by chance have another bathroom, would you?" he asked hopefully. "No sorry, you'll just have to wait" you said apologetically. About five minutes, England went from tapping his foot, to squeezing his legs together and doing the classic "I HAVE TO PEE" look. "You almost done?" he asked, trying not to sound as desperate as he was. You thought for a slight moment, and decided to prevent England from having an omorashi moment. "*sigh* You can come in, but you CAN'T LOOK!" you said sternly, "Okay"England said as he hobbled in.
     You decided it would be best to ignore the awkwardness that was happening, and continue your shower as if nothing as happening. As England stepped in, he did his best to stare at the floor, but temptation got the best of him. He quickly glanced up, one eye closed with a regretful expression. He saw you, lightly blurred by the curtain, embellished with a vine print pattern. England's jaw dropped, but you didn't notice, as you were trying your best to ignore anything that England might be doing involving your toilet.
     England shook his head around and scolded himself "No. Your a gentleman!" he thought to himself as he continued to the toilet. He began to undue his pants, *ZZZZIP*. You covered your ears, it was so awkward you felt sick. Even though you thought that England was kind of cute, and your curiosity was screaming in your head "Hmm, I wonder. Just a quick peek won't hurt", you couldn't dare look. Could you? Your head forced itself in the direction of the toilet. However, the first thing you saw was not what the lusty curiosity buried in you searched for, but instead, you looked over to see England staring back at you with red running from his nose. England's eyes went wide. "ENGLAND!!!!!!!" you yelled, followed by you tossing a bar of soap at him.
     As you screamed, England fumbled a bit and returned to the(literal)task at hand. His head spun back around, just before a soap bar smacked him on the head. "I told you not to look!"  you scolded. "I-I'm sorry, I swear i didn't see anything!" he white-lied shamefully. You heard his pants zip back up. You sighed with relief, knowing that this awkwardness was coming to an end. England walked back over to the sink, hoping that he wouldn't have the urge to peek at you once more, but no such luck. The mind between his legs said otherwise as his head turned towards the shower curtain again. "I am a gentleman. I am a gentleman. I am a gentlema-" As his head stared at the shower curtain you began to apply your body-wash. The smell of lavender filled the air as you rather seductively rubbed the soap onto your body. England was tantalized.
     He caught hold of himself just before you glanced over to make sure he wasn't enjoying himself too much. You nodded to yourself in approval and continued. England turned on the faucet to wash his hands, causing a burst of cold water to shoot through the pipes. As the icy-cold water hit you, you let out a small scream that you did not mean to sound so obscene. England's eyes grew as he shot a quick glance over to you to see why that "interesting" sound had come out of your mouth. You covered your chest protectively and screamed once more, "ENGLAND!!!!!!"
     England stumbled out of the bathroom, shutting the door behind him. He felt ashamed of himself. However he couldsat outside for about one minute, then "AHHHHHH!!!!!". England bolted upright. He reached for the doorknob but hesitated, he didn't want to look like a complete and total pervert, but what if you were in trouble? He decided to enter against all other odds. He ran in and pulled aside the shower curtain to see you cowering on the far end of the shower and shrieking. "What is it?!" he said, not yet noticing the spider lowering down onto his head. "ENGLAND!!!!!!!" you shrieked again. England closed his eyes. "I'm sorry! I-I thought you were in trouble because you screamed!"he said, looking at the wall with and awkward facial expression. "It was a spider!" you retorted angrily. "Well I don't see a spider anywhere." he said, rather confused. "THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S ON YOUR HEAD DUMBss!"
     England then realized the black dot on a web directly between his eyes. England let out a shriek, flailing his arms everywhere. He fell down into the shower and the spider scuttled down the drain. England opened his eyes, just to hear " GET THE F^CK OUT OF MY BATHROOM!!!!!!" and a kick to the face. He re-awoke with you, fully dressed, in a car, going to Disneyland.
     "Huh?" England said with a confused/tired look on his face. "Oh, so your awake" you said cheerfully, trying to pretend that nothing had happened. "Oh . . ." England said, beginning to remember what just happened. "I-I'm so sorry about that whole incident earlier this morning. . ." England said, rubbing the back of his head guiltily. *Sigh* "It's Ok . . . I just-""I SWEAR I didn't see anything!" England blurted out, clearly lying. "MmmHmmm" you said, nodding and smiling sarcastically. "W-well, . . . I didn't see much, . . ." you raised an eyebrow at him "B-but what I saw was nice and, uh,. . . Oh bugger. *sigh* Okay, so I saw everything, . . . but it was - I um . . . " England trailed off, trying not to say something really stupid or(more)embarrassing. You interjected and put a finger on his lips "YOU SAW NOTHING!" you said, telling England that he better keep his mouth shut or he's as good as dead
     "So uh, when do we get to the-" "We're here!" you interrupted, as you honked your and yelled cuss words at the passing by Disney tour-bus. England cracked a smile. You could both see the Disney castle peeking out over the rest of the city.